I’m in debt to
society. And it’s not just my student loan. It’s a debt I’ll never repay,
something I will owe forever. But like that library book from about seven years
ago, I have no intention of paying my dues. As a woman, I owe perpetual
prettiness to society, but send in the bailiffs: you ain't having it.
Let’s start at
the beginning. I remember a time when I wasn't self-conscious; the glory days
of my childhood when my snap-happy parents would capture me toothless and
beaming on a seaside somewhere, caked in sand. Simpler times. But as I grew
older, into my tween and teen years, I realised that imperfect photos of myself
were no longer funny or silly, they no longer captured an unguarded moment:
they were deeply embarrassing and altogether unacceptable. If a photo caught me
by surprise, I demanded the photographer delete it, lest I throw a tantrum and
reap revenge with similarly coveted images to show our friends – or worse – the
boys. My hair couldn't be too frizzy or cover too much or too little of my
face, my chin had to be at the right angle to avoid the appearance of a sly
second one, my shoulders couldn't be too hunched. Getting a photo that looked
even remotely natural was not an option: my image had to be flawless. This fear
of perceived ugliness has followed me for years, but never did it become more acute
when I found myself on Facebook, ogling jealously at the girls who could look
pretty while giggling or smiling with their mouth shut, coquettishly. And even
now I have to stop myself from experiencing the same feelings of inadequacy
when faced with my own complexion looking back at me. And what’s worse is that
I bet not many, but almost all of the
women reading this will feel the same about themselves.
Many issues are
at play here: we live in a world where perfection isn't desired but required of
our female role models. Even women who don’t make a living from their beauty,
women who never bought into the beauty industry in the first place, are
expected to perk up and slim down and breathe in. Hilary Clinton, Mary Beard,
Caroline Criado-Perez: some of the most powerful women of the modern age have
been derided as sexless, ugly crones, their minds far less worthy of analysis
than a particularly “unflattering” outfit or haircut. But what it comes down
to, what I think is ultimately at play here, is the idea that women owe society
something. In this case, women owe society prettiness. Prettiness isn’t just an
arbitrary added bonus to an already brilliant woman; it is the price she must
pay for occupying space in the public sphere. When women take up air time, the
very least they can do is titillate
the audience while they say their bit and before they bugger off into obscurity
again. Those not pretty enough to meet some undefined yet ever-oppressive
standard, can either expect to be blocked from the success they’re owed, or
forcefully scolded on mass by newspapers, commentators and the trolls of the
internet, who are absolutely outraged, literally spitting with fury, that a
conventionally unattractive woman be allowed to rear her head above the parapet
and actually say something. How dare she? Doesn't she feel mortally ashamed of
herself for her inadequate looks?
It’s the same force
at play on a smaller scale with me and my wee life in London, with my 500 odd
Facebook friends. I’m belligerently forcing myself out of this mind-set but
when left unchecked, my subconscious (and usually all too conscious) mind can’t
bear to be seen looking less than lovely, for fear that people will think less
of me. They may judge me. They may be surprised that such an unflattering image
has surfaced. They may think I’m becoming sloppy. And this is because I've been
socialised to believe that as a woman, I owe people perpetual prettiness, and
that any less than this will result in a personal failure on my part, a failure
to behave in a way that I know to be the norm. And when people, particularly
women, behave in ways outside of the norm, we make ourselves vulnerable to scorn
and harsh judgement. But that judgement is at fault, not your double chin. And in
turn that of course means that, as a woman, other women owe you nothing too.
You don’t have the right to feel repulsed or offended or incredulous when a fellow
woman looks a little less than perfect. That roll of fat is fine where it is
and that sweat patch is supposed to be there. I know this is a problem with
patriarchal standards, but thanks to internalised sexism women can be as complicit
in this problem as men, which makes it all the more tricky to navigate.
You may be
thinking to yourself: hey now, lighten up, it’s not so bad. You don’t have to be pretty, nobody will die if
you’re not. And sure, you’d be right. If I put a picture of myself on Facebook
with a few spots and mad hair, I won’t be thrown from my home and branded a
leper. But when women live in constant anxiety about their appearance and
whether or not they've met this standard of beauty, it can make life
significantly less fun and the internet significantly more hostile. For
example, on Sunday I ran the Bupa 10,000 race in London. I've been training for
this 10k endurance test for around a month, and as I waited among thousands
of runners at the starting line, I nervously bounced from foot to foot,
listening to the excitable titters of my peers. Two women directly in front of
me were talking about this time last year when they’d run the race for the
first time. One woman explained to the other that she’d beaten her target time
by over three minutes but the photos that Bupa’s photographers took of her were
disgusting. She described herself as mortified by the images. The other woman
laughed empathetically and said that if she saw a camera along the route, she’d
duck her head down, even if it meant running into a fellow runner. They
laughed: I died a little inside. This woman had completed a very difficult
physical challenge and exceeded her target by a significant margin, but the
take-away lesson was how unacceptable it was that she’d looked sweaty and unappealing
while she did it. The pride she felt in her achievement was marred by the way
in which her moist, pink face had been captured in the act of her own success.
How truly depressing is that? Had I not been crippled by a case of the
‘nervous-need-a-wee’s, I’d have leaned in (as Sheryl taught me) and patiently
explained that she didn't owe those onlookers perfection: she owes nobody
anything and she should be able to appear dripping with sweat, with seven chins
and dodgy wonky boobs and feel absolutely no fear of judgement whatsoever. I
refrained because that would have also been entirely patronising and far too
complex an issue to tackle mere seconds before the klaxon rang.
I’m not
suggesting that as a woman, trying to make yourself look attractive is a poor
choice of activity. I get an expensive haircut once every eight weeks, I wear
mascara, I wear clothes that suit my shape. I even occasionally pick profile
pictures that make me look the nicest I can be. Just because I’m calling out
the problem doesn't mean I’m not myself a victim to it, as I probably will be
for life. But if a photo exists of you and you don’t look how you want people to
think you look, try not to delete it. I hate to break it to you, but that is in
fact what you look like. And what you look like is fucking brilliant, not “imperfect”.
Also, unless you’re a model, it’s completely irrelevant.
And finally, to
the men out there – the ones who this is news to, and even to the ones who get
it right 99% of the time, but still grimace
when they see a picture of Beth Ditto: women don’t owe you prettiness or
sexiness, or a smile. Your gratification means absolutely nothing. Women also
don’t owe you a sexy dance in a club, a kiss, or sex. Your entitlement as you
stare at me in the street or grab at my hand in a club is ludicrous. If you
want to look at a person who works in an industry where beauty is the currency,
Google ‘models’ and have yourself a field day. Just don’t expect prettiness to
be delivered to you via every medium you choose, then be disappointed when it’s
not.
I also owe this blog to somebody: Erin McKean of A Dress a Day first got me thinking about this a few years ago and I've partially stolen her words. Reading what she had to say for the first time was one of the most liberating experiences of my life. So check it out. And while you're at it, here are the photos Bupa's paparazzi took of me. See, I'm putting my money where my mouth is. Oh, and I beat my hour target and raised £565 for Refuge, so my appearance couldn't be further down my list of things to be proud of right now.